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Mr. Greenjeans in the SuperMoonLight
Ted murdered him with the lawn mower.
Mr. Greenjeans Mowed Down
It’s all fun and games until somebody loses their legs.
Filed under garden, gardening, growdammit, Rufus Dragon, Yes, We Went There
Poor Mr. Greenjeans. In that last photo, he appears to be screaming out in terror. RIP, oh keeper of the garden.
“Farmer Ted” didn’t hit Mr. Greenjeans per se… He was hit by a deer; (A John Deere.) We’ll just add him to the list of numerous incidents that I’ve had during my tenure as groundskeeper here at Wannabe Farms. Here’s the causality list…
(1) 2 port brass hose bib. $ 8 bucks
(1) 4 port brass hose bib. $40 bucks
(1) Bad ass commercial hose $60 bucks
(1) Super bad ass commercial
hose $90 bucks
(Several) Sprinkler heads $45 bucks
(1) Mr. Greenjeans $ (unknown)
(1) Entire battalion of green
plastic Army men $ (About 2 bucks)
The above statics do not include several species of annuals and perennials that have found themselves to be “In my way.” Grounds keeping around here is some serious business. (Pricey too.)
And on a lighter note…. You can click on the link up top and get redirected to our old blog and read all about how Jill chopped her bush! It’s kinda ironic that I would have read that seeing as how she just got a haircut… (Looks good, Jill!)
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