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Getting our Cinco On.
Or, is it getting our Mayo on? Either way, we had…
Tacos Two Ways
Mojo steak taco with chipotle mayo and pico de gallo.
Blackened shrimp taco with guacamole and mango ginger salsa.
Stay tuned because tomorrow night we will have some of the same fixin’s with different proteins. The spawn abandoned us for May 5th, so we gotta do a May 6th. Kentucky Derby, Kentucky Schmerby spawn. Sexto de Mayo?
That sounds all kinds of wrong.
Filed under food porn, growdammit, Random, Spawn
Blast From the Past…Sock Monkeys Part 1
More from the old, until we have new. This was a particular favorite of ours.
Wrong on so many levels…
So, on our day trip yesterday Ted and I were walking down the street and passed a toy store with sock monkeys in the window. And we proceeded to have a conversation that I would have never imagined I would ever possibly have in a million years.
Ted: Hey, do you remember when we were kids and the boy sock monkeys had a dick?
Me: Nuh-Uh. You are lying.
Ted: Yeah man. They came with a little pair of shorts, and when you pulled them down his dick popped up.
Me: I have never heard of such a thing. You are trying to pull one over on me.
Ted: I swear to God. I had one.
Me: You had a boy sock monkey…with a penis?
Ted: I sure did.
Me: Right. I wasn’t born yesterday Ted.
Ted: The girl monkeys had vaginas. I didn’t have one of those.
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| Apparently, I WAS born yesterday. |
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| Not only a vagina, but boobs too. |
As if these aren’t bad enough. Googling this subject found…
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| Buddha Monkey |
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| I pity the FOOL. |
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| Why? |
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| I have a feeling this might keep me up at night. |
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| Or this. |
Next…My ass dress. Boy, this blog has gone WAY off topic.
Filed under growdammit, Random, Yes, We Went There
Blast from the Past Part 1…Toddler Pants
We’re bringing some of our favorites from the old blog until we can come up with some new material. Until we have something exciting going on in the garden to actually talk about…
Toddler Pants
The temperature dropped about 30 degrees this afternoon, and it is downright chilly up here. Ted had to break out the toddler pants. What are toddler pants? I’m so glad you asked…
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| These are Toddler Pants. |
Confused? So was I when I first saw Ted in his. I peed myself laughing, and when he asked me WHAT? I said, the last time I saw sweatpants like that was when my kids were toddlers. And so, the name Toddler Pants was born. He likes to wear them with his…
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| Rocky sweatshirt. |
When he broke out this gem, I asked him if he felt the urge to go box a carcass in a meat freezer. I totally see a trip to the Phila Art Museum in our near future.
Filed under growdammit, Random
