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Or, is it getting our Mayo on? Either way, we had…
Stay tuned because tomorrow night we will have some of the same fixin’s with different proteins. The spawn abandoned us for May 5th, so we gotta do a May 6th. Kentucky Derby, Kentucky Schmerby spawn. Sexto de Mayo?
That sounds all kinds of wrong.
Wrong on so many levels…
So, on our day trip yesterday Ted and I were walking down the street and passed a toy store with sock monkeys in the window. And we proceeded to have a conversation that I would have never imagined I would ever possibly have in a million years.
Ted: Hey, do you remember when we were kids and the boy sock monkeys had a dick?
Me: Nuh-Uh. You are lying.
Ted: Yeah man. They came with a little pair of shorts, and when you pulled them down his dick popped up.
Me: I have never heard of such a thing. You are trying to pull one over on me.
Ted: I swear to God. I had one.
Me: You had a boy sock monkey…with a penis?
Ted: I sure did.
Me: Right. I wasn’t born yesterday Ted.
Ted: The girl monkeys had vaginas. I didn’t have one of those.
|Apparently, I WAS born yesterday.|
|Not only a vagina, but boobs too.|
As if these aren’t bad enough. Googling this subject found…
|I pity the FOOL.|
|I have a feeling this might keep me up at night.|
Next…My ass dress. Boy, this blog has gone WAY off topic.
We’re bringing some of our favorites from the old blog until we can come up with some new material. Until we have something exciting going on in the garden to actually talk about…
The temperature dropped about 30 degrees this afternoon, and it is downright chilly up here. Ted had to break out the toddler pants. What are toddler pants? I’m so glad you asked…
|These are Toddler Pants.|
Confused? So was I when I first saw Ted in his. I peed myself laughing, and when he asked me WHAT? I said, the last time I saw sweatpants like that was when my kids were toddlers. And so, the name Toddler Pants was born. He likes to wear them with his…