Shooting Bambi

What? He was eating our apples. He? I guess technically that makes him not-Bambi. Relax PETA. Ted shot him with the expensive ass camera.

Demon Eyes


I said Back Off MoFo.


Deer on the run.

While I was totally kidding the other day about Farmer Ted keeping a heart in a jar on my kitchen counter. My friend Jody read about our pickled shrimp, and just had to one up us.

She was all like, “My son keeps pickled deer heart in my fridge.  Neener.”

Note…I had to disguise my friend Michelle’s pic b/c it is actually of her. She doesn’t wear glasses, and I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have a mustache. Although, I haven’t seen her face-to-face in a while AND photoshop is pretty amazing. Her nose isn’t that big either, ever since the procedure.

Then, last night Jody had to accuse me of being jealous that she is Mom of the Year.

She really needs to send me a picture of the pickled heart in a jar, so that I can text the spawn later and show them what’s for dinner. If she mailed me the heart, that would be even better. Then I could be Mom of the Year too.

And then my friend Pirate Tink had to chime in. It’s obvious by the way she pays attention to what’s going on with each and every one of my FB posts, she is stalking me.

Next…The Dragon versus the Bitch walking her dog down my street today.


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