Like an elf with razor teeth…
|drawn by the Eldest Spawn, age 3|
Bwaaahaaahaaha. Art was never his strong suit.
You know what this means people. The Wannabes have been decorating. After yesterday’s foray out in public to run errands fully reaffirmed for me the fact that I have come to loathe and despise not only most people but this holiday, today’s events were needed to put me in a better mood.
C’mon people. If Christmas makes you want to run red lights, stop signs and over the elderly in a parking lot, then you need to take a break and reassess the reason for the season. I wish I could realistically stay inside my house for the entire month of December.
Next…That’s right, I have an aluminum pom-pom Christmas tree and it is righteous.