Until your grandmother gives you a soccer calendar…
|No, you didn’t read that wrong.|
To be fair, I’m pretty sure that the Plant Whisperer didn’t have any idea what the interior of the calendar said when she picked it for her grandspawn. Instead, we are choosing to believe that she rather meant what was on the cover.
Next…The United States Postal Service cares. They just don’t care they are going broke. Part II.