At least he didn’t cut off his thumb. This time.


Tonight Ted was helping me make eggplant lasagna.  And, by helping I mean he took over the slicing of the eggplant on our brand spanking new “possibly the safest” mandolin on the planet because he couldn’t stand to let me use it first.

Tiller Ted, immediately dispensed with the safety guard and started slicing away.  Go big, or go home…right?  He also sliced off a largerish part of the side of his right thumb.  Yes, it is as gross to watch as you can imagine.  He wanted me to elaborate this blog post with pics.  Y’all can thank me later.

Just like I am thankful that there are no pictures about the time he was tearing around a kitchen getting rolled and actually cut off his thumb by grabbing a piece of sheet metal.  You heard that right.  I’ll let him give you the gory details.  I’m still totally grossed out by the 1/4 inch of thumb slice I saw tonight.

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One response to “At least he didn’t cut off his thumb. This time.

  1. Ouch! I'm glad you didn't post pics too. I hope it heals quick for you! Anna

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