Wrong on so many levels…
So, on our day trip yesterday Ted and I were walking down the street and passed a toy store with sock monkeys in the window. And we proceeded to have a conversation that I would have never imagined I would ever possibly have in a million years.
Ted: Hey, do you remember when we were kids and the boy sock monkeys had a dick?
Me: Nuh-Uh. You are lying.
Ted: Yeah man. They came with a little pair of shorts, and when you pulled them down his dick popped up.
Me: I have never heard of such a thing. You are trying to pull one over on me.
Ted: I swear to God. I had one.
Me: You had a boy sock monkey…with a penis?
Ted: I sure did.
Me: Right. I wasn’t born yesterday Ted.
Ted: The girl monkeys had vaginas. I didn’t have one of those.
|Apparently, I WAS born yesterday.|
|Not only a vagina, but boobs too.|
As if these aren’t bad enough. Googling this subject found…
|I pity the FOOL.|
|I have a feeling this might keep me up at night.|
Next…My ass dress. Boy, this blog has gone WAY off topic.