And, probably so are you. That is if you plug in your cell phone or any other device that you need to charge while you are at work and you don’t own the business, according to a friend of mine’s former boss. Apparently this is considered stealing electricity.
This gets better.
Don’t dare take out the trash bag full of rotten food that is making the entire staff want to vomit. This is gross insubordination, and makes you an untrustworthy employee.
Feel free to share this blog post with everyone you know. Consider it a PSA from me to the rest of the poor hardworking shmos out there who are unwittingly stealing and being generally shifty.