There are two things you should never discuss with a woman…


Of course Farmer Ted got caught up in one no-no (copied straight from his Facebook page)…

Here’s how the conversation took a nose dive at the bar the other night.

(Bartender Chick) “Did You guys hear what that asshole said to Me earlier?!”

(Dude at the bar) “Nah. What’d he say?”

(Bartender Chick) “He said that I was pretty hot for being 50!!!”

(Me) “DAMN! That’s some cold shit, man!”

(Dude at the bar) “No shit…… I’d be REALLY REALLY surprised if you were a
day over 40.” “Really surprised….”

(Me) “Yeah…. No shit.”

(Bartender Chick) “I’m FUCKING 34!!!!!!”

(Dude at the bar) “Uh…”

(Me) SURPRISE!

(Bartender Chick) “You guys ready to cash out?”

 

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2 responses to “There are two things you should never discuss with a woman…

  1. Cols

    Now that is funny shit! Lmao

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