Fool Me Once

Dear Tim Cook,

The third Apple piece of shit iPhone that I’ve had to replace in the last 3 1/2 years crapped out on me today.  The Third.  In under 3 1/2 years?  Double shame on me Tim.

Frankly Tim, I smell a rat.  How come whenever I have to drive 30 minutes to the Apple store then wait 30 minutes to be seen despite my appointment all the while watching a bazillion blue shirts just standing around, there is never an easy fix?  Why am I told that for $150 dollars, I can get a refurb older piece of shit to replace the latest brand new one that I bought less than a year and a half before? I think it’s a little fishy that it falls just shy of my 2-year contract period, so I have to shell out even more for a new one.  Every Single Time.

Why for God’s sake, can’t you ever fix them?  Or here’s an idea…why don’t you actually put out a product that, I don’t know, is truly worth what you ask for it AND works for more than a minute?  While we’re at it, why don’t we talk about the shitty accessories you give away with them?

I’m sure you don’t give a rat’s ass Tim about me or my rant, but I am never EVER giving one thin dime to your company again.  I’m saying Good Riddance to an underwhelming hunk of garbage.  Your features are archaic and clunky, the apps are useless and your camera is truly pathetic.  My very first Polaroid took better pictures.  It was a Barbie edition, and I was 7.


Going to be Getting an Android Very Soon


Filed under growdammit, Random

6 responses to “Fool Me Once

  1. Pam

    Why does this say it was posted tomorrow morning at 1:08 am?

  2. Pam

    Well, I’m reading it on my iMac.

  3. I smell a conspiracy Pam. We all know that my laptop is haunted by Steve Jobs.

  4. wannabeted

    Naturally… I went with Farmer Chele to the Apple store and naturally… I was that DICK sitting at the genius bar; You know the guy… I was that guy. Michele was pretty polite for the most part until the “Genius” told her that it was gonna be a hundred and sixty bucks for a replacement and then she pretty much turned into a flame throwing bitch. This dude sitting across from us couldn’t help himself…. All listening in on our conversation… So I sit there and stare at him for a little while… Dude was actually checking out Michele but it was pretty obvious that I was about to flip my shit so he moved. Pfft. The chick sitting next to me was all trying to get me to notice her… All flipping her hair and shit… acting like she was fucking with her iPad… Which wasn’t even on… because it was FUCKING BROKEN! Just like everything else that walked through the door. What a crock.

    So then it all ended when the genius tried the hard sell for the new phone… “Never again…” was all that he was met with. He’s trying to lay blame on VERIZON… (Or however the fuck ya spell it) Yeah… Trying to blame Verizon for selling Michele a bullshit iPhone. I almost lost my shit at that point. “Genius…” Whatever. If this dude thought that even for a second…. That We were going to leave there with a new iPhone? He was SORELY mistaken. “Genius.” If You put this guy’s brain in a bird? (The mother fucker would fly backwards.) Here’s ANOTHER example for Ya. I just typed the word “Fucker…” and this piece of shit Mac book tells me that I misspelled the word “Fucker.” I give up.

    • Talk to me about this…they doubled the size of the Apple store in the King of Prussia Mall. More than half of it was for people who make reservations for the Genius bar. To accommodate people who have Apple products that are pieces of shit. There were easily 30 shmucks like me sitting around waiting for help on a Tuesday night. We outnumbered the shoppers.

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