Too bad you screwed the pooch and got into the trash. No birthday ham for you.
We are not just being mean. If we feed him after he’s been in the trash, we are pretty much guaranteed to wake up the next morning and find out he’s either vomited or worse all over the house in the middle of the night. So, hopefully he got something good out of his little bout with the garbage because…no dinner tonight.
We haven’t really written about the Dragon lately because all he does for the most part is eat and sleep. We are fairly suspicious that his eyesight is going. Maybe his hearing too. It’s hell getting old.
Anyway, here are links to some of the Rufus Chronicles just in case you missed any of his antics before.
Rufus vs. the Possum and Rufus vs. the Ham
Rufus vs. the Parmesan Cheese
Rufus vs. Fluffy
Rufus’ Security Detail
Rufus Has the Gold
Rufus vs. the Groundhog
Rufus vs. Halloween
Rufus Dragon is Passive Aggressive
And, I missed the entire thing.
So Rufus and Ted were hanging out in the garage, when all of the sudden the Dragon goes tearing out into the front yard raising hell. Ted figured he was after the neighbor’s cat who likes to come into our yard and taunt him, so he walked out to
save the cat document the hilaria.
Much to his surprise, it wasn’t a cat. It wasn’t a dog. It wasn’t a random person walking down the street. It wasn’t the UPS, FedEx or postman. It wasn’t a leaf blowing in the wind. All of which have been the subject of his wrath numerous times.
What was it you ask?
Rufus Dragon versus the Groundhog
Click on the picture to see the Dragon in his full glory.
Did you know a groundhog can climb trees? I didn’t. Ted didn’t. Actually I lied because I didn’t miss the entire event. I got home from work just in time to Watch A Groundhog Climb Down Out Of A Tree. Backwards. What?
Looks like the Dragon has stepped up his security detail. If you don’t know what I mean by that, click here.
We have video, but apparently we have to pay $60 a year to post video to the blog now. The hell WordPress?
To see the video, go to the Dragon’s Facebook page and Like it. We’ll post it later tonight.
When we first started the blog, Rufus Dragon quickly established himself as Keeper of the Garden. Long before that, he has been running security detail on the house. He doesn’t have any fancy color coded system like the NSA, instead he patrols in 4 stages…
The “I’m ready for a nap, but am keeping my eye on things.”
The “I’m comfortable enough to nap, but am on my side and ready to hop up at a moment’s notice.”
The “Screw you guys nap. You’re on your own.”
Last but not least there’s Dragonflage…
The “Ninja nap. I’m stealth like that.”